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So to all of you dear watchers and friends, have a very happy holiday and -now that the end of the world appears to have been put on hold- a fantabulous year 2013. Remember: 13 is our lucky number! I'm hoping for aliens. What's YOUR New Year's wish?
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District 9 - PoHa - 02
Chapter 2 - You know what they do to guys like us in prison?
After three weeks, she was already feeling sorry that she ever came to study in this city, although not at all for having dumped Keith. She actually wondered why she hadn't done it before. Sure, she missed some of the affection and, well, the other stuff, but clearly it had never been worth it. Besides, she had other things on her mind now.
She never called Rineke. She had thought about it. He was handsome. He seemed intelligent. Maybe he liked her. But then she always remembered the kind of company he kept and gave up dreaming. College was as pointless as ever. She didn't even li
District 9 - PoHa - 03
Chapter 3 – There's a prawn on my couch - Part 1
The door swung open and Ana poked her head inside the dark and listened for signs that there was someone home. The place seemed deserted. It was much too early for Syrup to be home yet.
"Ok, come on" she helped the prawn pass through the narrow doorway, which still didn't prevent him from hitting his injured leg against the frame.
"Oh, jeez" she said, picking up a panty from the floor. "Sorry for the mess. My roommate's a pi… Wait, what am I saying? You're a prawn!" She threw the panty back on the ground and resumed carrying her guest.
By the time they had crossed the tiny sitting
District 9 - PoHa - 03b
Chapter 3 - There's a prawn on my couch - Part 2
* = Prawn talk
Ana felt the call of nature sometime after midnight. Maybe a long time after midnight. It took her a few moments to regain full consciousness of the events that had taken place earlier that night. When she did she looked over at the prawn.
He was still sleeping peacefully, though at some point he had moved and laid down to rest his entire body on the couch. Ana watched him for a few seconds until her bladder gave a painful throb and she had to get up.
On her way to the bathroom she heard a snort and the prawn's breathing stopped. She turned around to see him peek over &#
District 9 - PoHa - 04
Chapter 4 – Welcome to the Space Jam
* = Prawn talk
Ana could not deny that her experience with the prawn had affected her. In the days that followed she had no choice but to concentrate on her studies and work, which kept her very busy. And yet her mind kept trailing off and going absent as she wondered whether she should call and ask about Kyler's condition, since the wait for news was becoming unbearably and unexpectedly long. How ironic.
Of course, it was not like she cared that much, but was it really so hard to at least show they still knew she existed? She had found a wounded alien in the street and taken
District 9 - PoHa - 05
Chapter 5 – Prawn phone home
"Elliot, you're crazy" muttered the boy in pajamas as he ventured into the thick, dark foliage armed with one flashlight and one pair of socks on his otherwise bare feet. The crickets chirped and the dry grass crackled, but aside from that it was all too quiet in the chilly nighttime.
The boy reached a brick wall and suddenly a strange quiet gurgling joined the sounds of the night, guiding Elliot in the dark until he found a trail of footprints, three-fingered, unlike anything he'd ever seen. He followed them despite the fear towards another forest of tall dry plants and the gurgling grew clearer. Stem aft
District 9 - PoHa - 06Breaking the habit
The clockwork collar still looked strange on Ana, as Ana's friends made a point to indicate. She hadn't taken it off much lately, except for sleeping, for example, and that implied having her mates at the university see it hanging from her neck.
"What the heck is that, Ana?" Gery laughed, signaling towards the dangling pieces of clockwork and needles. "Is it like steampunk, or something?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"It really doesn't match your colors."
"Where did you get that?"
"A friend gave it to me."
"Ooh, a friend!" Sean sung. "New friend?"
"Yeah, it's… it was something silly that he made and… I think he just w
District 9 - PoHa - 08Prayer of the refugee
"Love what you've done with your hair, Syrup."
Syrup clicked her tongue and stroked the top of her head narcissistically.
"Yeah, it was about time, huh? Everybody was thinking it too. Blue was way too artificial. Purple's much more natural."
"You're right" Ana agreed amusingly, stirring her coffee so as to distract herself from the urge to giggle. Laughing in Syrup's face would probably never bother Syrup, but just in case…
They had decided to have breakfast at a cheap pub after they'd realized they had no power at home for the third time that month. Syrup and Ana ate together more often now that Syrup had take
District 9 - PoHA - 11
Chapter 11 – The sharpest lives
"Have you managed to speak with Rineke?" asked Josh the moment he woke up and looked over the couch he was lying on.
Glenda hung up the phone with an angry bang. "No…"
There was a loud grumble in response to the noise, coming from the poleepkwa sitting in a nearby armchair, who rose his head in surprise. He was wearing a gigantic hoody, fitting his own impressive size.
"Sorry, Michael…" Glenda moaned, stroking her tired eyes.
It was early in the morning, and none of them had barely slept. Michael had spent the night there at Glenda's house with them. They tried calling MNU dozens of times,
District 9 - PoHA 14Chapter 14 - Follow me
They needed to hurry. The hour had probably almost passed if it hadn't already, and they still needed to get to the bridge. Michael's mate could arrive any moment and they didn't want to be left behind.
Meanwhile, Ana spoke on her phone as they trotted through open ground, keeping away from the road.
"Ana?" said Syrup's voice. "Where have you been? I've been calling your cell phone for two days."
"Syrup! Syrup, listen, this is gonna sound weird. Is there somewhere a few friends and I can stay for a few days?"
"Stay?"
"Look, I- it's kind of a very long story."
"Hmm. Can you give me a summary?"
Ana wi
District 9 - PoHA 15Chapter 15 - A change is gonna come
Mohlakeng was a small, quiet town west of Johannesburg city and precisely what they needed to go about unnoticed. Syrup's uncles' house was in a suburb in the outskirts and it had a garage with enough capacity for two cars, so that no one would even see them get out of the vehicles to get in the house.
Syrup seemed to be really enjoying herself as she went out first and shushed loudly at the rest, heading for the door at the bottom of the garage that led to the house. It was dark and Ana could only hear her step away, tripping on a few metallic things. A thin line of pale light split the wall when Syrup o
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